...so my wallet got stolen last week. In one of the safest cities in the world.
So here's the thing. Teaching English in Japan is basically a ghetto of an industry, with the companies seeking to save money however they can. And one of the ways they do that is by calling their workers "contractors" and skimping on benefits. And by "benefits" I mean, "withholding income tax from pay checks". As far as I understand it, this is a pretty common thing in the US, right? Meaning you won't have to pay more federal taxes come April? Yeah.
So Japan's tax time is also in April, and I went to the office and filed my taxes. I was told then that I wouldn't need to pay anything since I'm in a pretty low income bracket. Looks like whoever told me that didn't know what they were talking about- last month I got hit with a bill for taxes. A bill so high it was kindly broken up into increments to be paid over the next few months. The first was due on June 30th, a Monday.
On Saturday I took the bill to a convenience store to pay it, as is normal. Took out the money to do so, grimacing at how close it put me to my budget, and took it up to the counter. But! It turns out this is a SPECIAL bill, and can only be paid at banks and post offices. Which meant I'd have to pay it on Monday, as both are closed. Well, I stuck the cash back in my wallet and vowed to ignore it until Monday.
That night, Liz and I went out with a couple others. We saw the new Indiana Jones film and hit a bar afterward to complain about it to each other. I stuck my purse under my chair, and bought drinks and snacks, both times taking only the wallet up to the bar to pay. Liz and I left around 11:30 PM to catch the last train back to my place.
When we got to the ticket gate, I realized my wallet was gone. I tried to keep calm, and sent Liz home so she wouldn't miss the train. Then I went back to the bar, and checked around the table, the floor, and the counter. It was nowhere to be found. That was about when I admitted to myself that it had been stolen, and had, well, a minor breakdown. The others that had stayed after we left helped. A few minutes later, I talked with most of the staff and left my name and number with two of them. Then we went to report it to the police station. One of the other people we were out with that night stuck around to help.
...so screwed. Holy fuck. The cash that was in there to pay my income tax was NOT money I could afford to lose. My cash cards for three bank accounts, my emergency credit card, and almost every piece of ID I have- also lost. My certificate of alien registration (fondly known as the gaijin card) - which non-citizens are NOT supposed to walk around without- gone. Basically, I not only had no cash, but I also had no ACCESS to cash.
We went to the train station to ask about lost and found items and got an incredibly rude response from the employee we asked. He didn't even try to listen. It was a real slap in the face on top of everything else.
Liz had given me money for a taxi home. I eventually rolled in the door around 1:30 AM. She had bought dinner and brought it home, she kept me calm. I tore around the house looking for my bank passbook- the other way to access the bank account in which my salary is deposited. It had been issued when I got the account and never used, since the card is so much easier to carry around. Then I made a desultory effort to call and cancel the old cards. I got through one of the accounts before crashing for the night.
The next day was basically a follow-up. We went back to the bar, the police station, the train station. We checked the Lost and Found offices of three different train lines, and decided the fourth was too far away from the actual events to be useful. No one had found it- they all promised to call me first thing if they did.
That phone call never came. But Liz lent me the money to pay my taxes- the girl is awesome. The next day, I took off work early and went down to city hall. I filed a missing card report and they agreed to reissue the gaijin card- I get it in a week and a half. I paid taxes with half an hour to spare, and I called more banks and canceled the cards. I was feeling incredibly productive and useful- it helped that I managed to confirm that the passbook got me cash, and that I'd been paid that very day.
I've even already received one of the new cards. It's stuck in my old wallet, the one I never quite got around to throwing away when I bought a new stylish one a few months ago. I get to carry around my passport until the gaijin card is ready, but that's okay. I'm doing better- it's already become a past event rather than something to panic over. Cash will be a little tighter this month than I would have liked, but I'm getting used to that.
Bottom line- crime happens even in Tokyo. Although weirdly enough, this is the second time it's happened to me since I moved here, and I never had similar problems in DC or Baltimore. It makes me wonder about those statistics, really. The ones that say crime isn't really a problem in Japan.
So here's the thing. Teaching English in Japan is basically a ghetto of an industry, with the companies seeking to save money however they can. And one of the ways they do that is by calling their workers "contractors" and skimping on benefits. And by "benefits" I mean, "withholding income tax from pay checks". As far as I understand it, this is a pretty common thing in the US, right? Meaning you won't have to pay more federal taxes come April? Yeah.
So Japan's tax time is also in April, and I went to the office and filed my taxes. I was told then that I wouldn't need to pay anything since I'm in a pretty low income bracket. Looks like whoever told me that didn't know what they were talking about- last month I got hit with a bill for taxes. A bill so high it was kindly broken up into increments to be paid over the next few months. The first was due on June 30th, a Monday.
On Saturday I took the bill to a convenience store to pay it, as is normal. Took out the money to do so, grimacing at how close it put me to my budget, and took it up to the counter. But! It turns out this is a SPECIAL bill, and can only be paid at banks and post offices. Which meant I'd have to pay it on Monday, as both are closed. Well, I stuck the cash back in my wallet and vowed to ignore it until Monday.
That night, Liz and I went out with a couple others. We saw the new Indiana Jones film and hit a bar afterward to complain about it to each other. I stuck my purse under my chair, and bought drinks and snacks, both times taking only the wallet up to the bar to pay. Liz and I left around 11:30 PM to catch the last train back to my place.
When we got to the ticket gate, I realized my wallet was gone. I tried to keep calm, and sent Liz home so she wouldn't miss the train. Then I went back to the bar, and checked around the table, the floor, and the counter. It was nowhere to be found. That was about when I admitted to myself that it had been stolen, and had, well, a minor breakdown. The others that had stayed after we left helped. A few minutes later, I talked with most of the staff and left my name and number with two of them. Then we went to report it to the police station. One of the other people we were out with that night stuck around to help.
...so screwed. Holy fuck. The cash that was in there to pay my income tax was NOT money I could afford to lose. My cash cards for three bank accounts, my emergency credit card, and almost every piece of ID I have- also lost. My certificate of alien registration (fondly known as the gaijin card) - which non-citizens are NOT supposed to walk around without- gone. Basically, I not only had no cash, but I also had no ACCESS to cash.
We went to the train station to ask about lost and found items and got an incredibly rude response from the employee we asked. He didn't even try to listen. It was a real slap in the face on top of everything else.
Liz had given me money for a taxi home. I eventually rolled in the door around 1:30 AM. She had bought dinner and brought it home, she kept me calm. I tore around the house looking for my bank passbook- the other way to access the bank account in which my salary is deposited. It had been issued when I got the account and never used, since the card is so much easier to carry around. Then I made a desultory effort to call and cancel the old cards. I got through one of the accounts before crashing for the night.
The next day was basically a follow-up. We went back to the bar, the police station, the train station. We checked the Lost and Found offices of three different train lines, and decided the fourth was too far away from the actual events to be useful. No one had found it- they all promised to call me first thing if they did.
That phone call never came. But Liz lent me the money to pay my taxes- the girl is awesome. The next day, I took off work early and went down to city hall. I filed a missing card report and they agreed to reissue the gaijin card- I get it in a week and a half. I paid taxes with half an hour to spare, and I called more banks and canceled the cards. I was feeling incredibly productive and useful- it helped that I managed to confirm that the passbook got me cash, and that I'd been paid that very day.
I've even already received one of the new cards. It's stuck in my old wallet, the one I never quite got around to throwing away when I bought a new stylish one a few months ago. I get to carry around my passport until the gaijin card is ready, but that's okay. I'm doing better- it's already become a past event rather than something to panic over. Cash will be a little tighter this month than I would have liked, but I'm getting used to that.
Bottom line- crime happens even in Tokyo. Although weirdly enough, this is the second time it's happened to me since I moved here, and I never had similar problems in DC or Baltimore. It makes me wonder about those statistics, really. The ones that say crime isn't really a problem in Japan.
